tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

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doctorkongx:

IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTERRRRRRRRR
WE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWN AND RUN FOREVERRRRRR
I KNOW SOME WHERE SOME HOW WE’LL BE TOGETHERRRRR
LET YOUR WAVES CRASH DOWN ON ME AND TAKE ME
AWAYYYY EEEEE YEAHHHH EEEE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(via mollieollieoieo)

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You can tell a lot about someone from how intensely they get into Bohemian Rhapsody

I can’t listen to it if I’m driving because I headbang way too hard and I almost wrecked my car doing that once

(Source: ravendorkholme, via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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snekysnek:

jumpingjacktrash:

invertebrates:

Six-Eyed Sand Spider Burying Herself (x)

NO that flop’n wiggle

digdigdigdigdig FOOP!

this shit is how my phobia ended

(Source: larvitarr, via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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a-storm-for-every-spring:

actionables:

dylan-oscream-my-name:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
:

Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool

tEEN PREGNANCIES AND OTHER HARMFUL DISEASES

Are we just going to ignore “I don’t care. I’m gay.”?

a-storm-for-every-spring:

actionables:

dylan-oscream-my-name:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
:

Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool

tEEN PREGNANCIES AND OTHER HARMFUL DISEASES

Are we just going to ignore “I don’t care. I’m gay.”?

(Source: 5-dollarshake)

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humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old


 

humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

 

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.

(via pandamcfanda)

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(via pandamcfanda)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstien]

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